owlmylove:

crocsuckersanonymous:

owlmylove:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

thefrogman:

I love that voodoo that you do.

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lesrian:

kids and young teens can have depression

adults can can have adhd

women can be autistic

men can have eating disorders

mental illnesses don’t choose an age or a gender stop being a piece of shit

madamehearthwitch:

kamikaze-kumquat:

kiwianaroha:

“So what can we learn from this study? On the data side, we see that everything is proceeding as planned. Nobody’s paying $50 for a burger at McDonald’s, or $16 for a can of tuna at Safeway. Employers wish their profits were higher, and workers are glad they got a raise, but they wish they made more money. Three years after Seattle started down the road to $15, everything is as it should be. Those apocalyptic claims of destruction and business closures haven’t been proven true. One thing the study didn’t explain was why the sky didn’t fall as promised. Why weren’t workers laid off in droves, or replaced with robots? Why didn’t prices skyrocket? Why does Seattle have more restaurants now than at any point in its history? It’s because those workers who saw a raise now have more money to spend in the city around them. Those restaurant workers are eating in more restaurants. They’re buying more groceries. They’re buying more clothes and cars. That increased consumer demand is creating jobs, and more than paying for the increased minimum wage. The $15 minimum wage established a positive feedback loop that created growth in Seattle by including more people in the economy. In other words, it worked exactly as intended.”

— Seattle’s $15 Minimum Wage Experiment Is a Success
(via allthecanadianpolitics)

I’m gonna leave this right here.

When you give consumers money, they spend it. When you give old, rich, white men money, they hoard it.

(Source: civicskunk.works)

irregular-pioneer:

Love the banan, be the banan

(Source: homoidioticus)

mothcub:

unadventurousjulie:

cjadbrmz:

fixed it

No

Thank you, you’ve made it MUCH better.

2kyla:

Some days the harmful and hard-to-break habits win but it doesn’t mean you have lost

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: 8-bitstories)

micool5sos:

why does :) look so passive aggressive, like it’s literally smiley face it used to represent happiness and now it represents bitterness and resentment 

(Source: ripstyfford)

sonypraystation:

USA 1.023 Patch Notes:

all states rearranged for a better gameplay experience

(Source: margauxawill)

aturinfortheworse:

thisislibertyprime:

pr1nceshawn:

People Who Take Instructions Too Literally.

I love the kid that named the rectangle Tedison

ok but that alphabatical order one - what that kid did was way harder than the original task and demonstrated the same skills so i hope they got a goddamn A+